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Growing old and they don't like it

2 April 2011

Doing an Orzabal; Baguettes; Awkward Bedroom Exit; Lunch with Tosin; Good Looks

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

The show without a home returns with Daniel Ruiz Tizon at the helm a la Roland Orzabal circa 1993.

This week writer and comedienne Roisin Rae's stressing about having her baguette snapped in half at the supermarket; there's lunch with Tosin; the Awkward Exit to the Bedroom in which Daniel wants to make sure the in-laws are comfortable with him sleeping with their daughter in the next room. Fiona thinks he's making too big a deal. But Daniel wants her to appreciate the mental adjustment her parents must make as he takes his place in her bed.

Also, sandwich routes comes from Willow Place, SW1 and Gavin Barber takes Daniel on in the latest Good Looks Challenge. Plus regular favourite TOILET BINGO: Can Superlative C make it four triumphs? And listeners battle it out to win Daniel's battered cords, the same trousers that witnessed his dramatic fall in the last year.

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Growing old and they don't like it

13 January 2011

Louis,Halo,Toilet Bingo,Putney,Exes clothes you kept,Fat Man,Simon Bruce,Bedding,Body Hair

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

This week, troubled anchor Daniel travels to Putney to look at the peculiar role SW15 played in his fall.

With stand in co-host 9-year-old Louis, and including regulars Toilet Bingo, Fat Man on a Couch, Mickellaneous, and the return of FM Officer Simon Bruce.

Growing old and they don't like it

Please Don't Hug Me 6

Growing old and they don't like it

9 September 2010

Double Quilted tissues, not driving, necks, fridge space, Farah Fawcett, 300, terrapin disaster, mickelleaneous

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

This week, Daniel wonders why Mick didn't invite him to a party, but Micky's too busy talking about his neck to care. There's childhood crushes, Micky's next dog, 300, Wowser on fridge space and Facilities Management Officer Simon Bruce returns to talk about how men can avoid making 'mistakes'.

Featuring Wowser and comedian Brooks Livermore as Simon Bruce.