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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 392 Mon 23 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, housing, stress (see housing), running, Star Wars Football, Cost Of Living Crisis, Nectar Points and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 391 Mon 16 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking dramatic fantasy sporting injuries, gigs, banana skin disposal, exchanging numbers etiquette and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 384 Mon 25 Apr 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, books, wellbeing, coffee and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 376 Mon 7 March 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, ‘the hiccups episode’.

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Stand Up gigs - Feb 2022 onwards

2022 STAND UP GIGS (5 min spots)

If any London-based listeners fancy being a +1 on one of these gig nights, do please get in touch. Having gone full-hermit in the last decade, I am struggling for ‘bringers’ and it’s unfair to rely on a handful of friends to turn up in support. Personally I’m not a fan of the +1 thing in that it is a distraction and can affect the easily-affected (like me) in terms of preparing for the night. But the facts are most promoters demand one otherwise you don’t get to perform. Hence this call out. If you can make one, please drop me an email.

The nights tend to be free entry but if they’re not, I’ll cover your entry. If you need to cancel, no problem, but please try and give me a week’s notice so I can find an alternative.

Thank you.

I’ve bolded the gigs where I do already have a confirmed +1. As you can see, I’m not doing well.

Wed 30 March

Fambula Comedy 7pm

Old Town Hall, 213 Haverstock Hill, Belsize Park London NW3 4QP

https://www.facebook.com/FambulaComedy

Thurs 31 March

Downstairs at the King’s Head, 8pm

2 Crouch End Hill, London N8 8AA

DownstairsKing’sHead

Mon 4 April

Groovie Comedy, 7pm £10

The Comedy Pub

7 Oxendon Street, London SW1Y 4EE

Groovie Comedy

Sun 10 April

G&B Comedy 7,30pm

The Star of Kings, 126 York Way N1 0AX

https://www.facebook.com/groups/gbcomedy/about

Thurs 14 April

Freedom Fridge, 8pm

The Rose & Crown, Torriano Avenue, Kentish Town, London NW5 2SG 

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Wed 20 Apr

G&B Comedy 7,30pm

Arch One, West Ham Arches, Cranberry Lane E16 4BJ

https://www.facebook.com/groups/gbcomedy/about

Thurs 21 April

Queen’s Head Comedy, 8pm

144 Stockwell Road, Stockwell, London, SW9 9TQ

queensheadbrixton.co.uk/events

Thurs 28 April

Monkey Business, 8pm

All About Eve (pub upstairs) 31 Jamestown Road NW1  7DB

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Sun 1 May

G&B Comedy 3.30pm

The Star of Kings, 126 York Way N1 0AX

https://www.facebook.com/groups/gbcomedy/about

Wed 4 May

Reckless Comedy, 6.30pm

The Rose & Crown, 71-73 Torriano Avenue, London NW5 2SG

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Thurs 5 May

The Comedy Cliff, 7.30pm

The Roebuck, 50 Great Dover Street, Borough, London SE1 4YG

The Comedy Cliff

Fri 6 May

Cuddles for Troubles, 7:45pm

The Trinity Pub, 202-206 Borough High Street, London, SE1 1JX

www.facebook.com/CuddlesforTroubles

Wed 11 May

Instant Laughs 8pm

Long Room Hotel, 130 Mitcham Road, Tooting Broadway, London SW17 9NH

Instant Laughs

Thurs 12 May

The Freedom Fridge, 8pm (Free)

Rose & Crown, 71-73 Torriano Avenue, London, NW5 2SG

The Freedom Fridge

Tues 17 May

Whole Lotta Comedy, 8pm (Free)

John the Unicorn, 157-159 Rye Lane, Peckham SE15 4TL

Whole Lotta Comedy

Tues 27 Sept

Comedy Lab UK, 8pm

The People’s Park Tavern, 360 Victoria Road, London E9 7BT

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 372 Mon 7 Feb 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, bringers, palpitations, hard swallows, books, a hygiene fail, Star Wars Football League denouement and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 371 Mon 31 Jan 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, heat rationing, hard swallows, hot water bottle meltdown, Moriarty overkill, books, running, coffee, Star Wars Football late season drama and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 370 Mon 24 Jan 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, a stunning hygiene fail, curiously old ink on a young inked up guy, elderly woman bus rage, books, running, coffee, Star Wars Football and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 369 Mon 17 Jan 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, hygiene fails, star jumps, running, books, 'heinous' struggle, coffee, Star Wars Football and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 368 Mon 10 Jan 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, oversized vitamin tablets, ‘Izzy Moreno’, pandemic dreams, coffee, books, internet searches and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 367 Mon 3 Jan 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, ‘The Man’ closes in, hard swallows, books, running, hygiene fails, Nectar Points and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 366 Mon 27 Dec 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, under-the-weather, 'Tat-tween', toggage issues and more in the last show of the year.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 365 CHRISTMAS EVE 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

CHRISTMAS EVE 2021 Special

Some festive housekeeping, a collapsible bed that actually collapses with our little-heard host in it, a brief Star Wars Christmas Cup final preview and more. Plus the hour-long 2018 The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual that aired on Resonance FM on Christmas Eve 2018, coming to you from the South Lambeth Portuguese café DRT has holed himself up in since the summer of 2001.

As the gentrification sweeping through Nine Elms and Vauxhall accelerates, The Café Chronicles documents the characters and community threatened by these changes. This packed festive edition features chin fissures, cartoon flattened pastries, leviathan eclairs, hairy chested waiters in open necked shirts shedding chest hair in customers coffees, and Old Twitter, the octogenarian couple with their newspapers breaking yesterday’s news today. And Daniel looks back at an old Christmas exchange with a café regular that kick-started the erosion of his long-prized anonymity in the café.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 364 Mon 20 Dec 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, indoor shoes misplacement, Star Wars Football Christmas Cup drama, Omicron, lots of coffee, Nectar Points activated and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 363 Mon 13 Dec 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, running, physio, #38/38, books, Christmas Cup drama in Star Wars football, the 'debut "hello"', lattes (lots of lattes) and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 361 Mon 29 Nov 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, cold snap, birthday cards, Omicron, bus hell, eBay, the café and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 357 Mon 1 Nov 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, a south London Hall of Fame entry, ponds, toads, the café, internet searches, and too soon for the Winter Coat?

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 352 Mon 11 Oct 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, terrible skateboarder sighted, mouse pouch dropped in muck, excessive latte foam and more.

This week's episode is dedicated to Katie. RIP. 

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