Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 42

7 October 2013

Micky Boyd 2

Cult Please Don’t Hug Me figure Micky Boyd continues his guest presenting stint, this week delighting us with his take on leaves, swimming pools, a special maternity ship sailing outside of international waters. There’s also an update on his running club, and a false laugh on 23 minutes and 54 secs.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 40

 23 September 2013

The Brace Period 13

This week, a lost nectar card is replaced, with some difficulty, while a horrific picture of Daniel gets circulated. The latte ponce also struggles to track down an original 4-fingered Kit Kat, while a finger nail breaks inside Even Older Than Me, and The Kid attempts to salvage a fast disappearing hairline.

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 38

26 August 2013

The Brace Period 11

In SW8, Cosmetically Enhanced Woman is back with her latest new face. Meanwhile, Daniel tweaks his latte takeaway transportation technique to minimise the on the bus spillages he’s been incurring, while an accidental coffee spillage at home sees Daniel realising that by remaining in wet trousers, he can prepare for the care home years.

The south London latte ponce also talks about the greatest hour of TV he’s ever seen, and asks too if the summer was everything you’d hoped it would be.

Regular favourites, Nectar Points Update, The Kid and Even Older Than Me are all present for the end of summer show, joined by new feature, ‘A Great Place to Kiss’ in which listeners are invited to tell us a place they dream of kissing at.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 37

19 August 2013

The Brace Period 10

This week, the café is almost swept away by a flood as Daniel marks his twelfth anniversary there; a throwaway remark by Micky Boyd makes it difficult for Daniel to find an appropriate facial expression whilst comforting someone who’s suffered a bereavement, and there’s big news for the podcast.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update as Daniel pushes through the magical 500 barrier; The Kid comes to terms with his girlfriend spending less on his birthday than he spent on hers, and Even Older than Me has a casual liaison with a girl with webbed feet.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 34

29 July 2013

The Brace Period 7

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, talks dental braces dating sites, avoids Stockwell’s public urinator extraordinaire, eulogises the “cortado”, one of the world’s great coffees, and gets a listener’s recollections on South Lambeth Road in the 80s.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, more on Rachel and Eduardo – a shag story, Wagon Wheel – biscuit or chocolate, The Kid, and sometime show resident poet BillyTwoRivers9 runs us through the rather moving, not to mention expensive, final fall of failing rock star Donnie Vie.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 33

22 July 2013

The Brace Period 6

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, witness the origins of a future shag unfold on the upper deck of a South East London bound bus, experiences in store difficulties with his new faux leather wallet, and the Kid asks that question we’ve all asked from time to time, “is the Wagon Wheel a chocolate or a biscuit”?

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, and the return of Bilingual and the Mouth.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 32

15 July 2013

The Brace Period 5

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, worries about the extensive redevelopment of his spiritual home of SW8, has a disappointing run in with his “interim” GP on the streets of Camberwell, and asks whether the gates of Heaven were open to Early Man.

There’s also a Nectar Points update, The Kid, Even Older than Me and “the Mouth” of the South East, and author the Lovely Mr William Stafford (copyright Micky Boyd) touches base.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 31

8 July 2013

The Brace Period 4

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, discusses his new love of porridge, his painful association with the colour green, and a neck-bloodying haircut in Vauxhall. Plus there’s the skin lesion of the week, more from The Kid, and the return of old school Even Older Than Me.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 30

1 July 2013          

The Brace Period 3

This week, Daniel suggests an Intermediate Range of food for those slowly pulling themselves out of financial trouble before they move onto proper food again, SW8’s “Fone Doctor” is away, there’s a Future Me sighting, more Early Man questions and Prince of the Narcissists - The Kid - fails to make the most of a romantic rain sodden night out with his lady.

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 29

24 June 2013    

The Brace Period 2

This week, Daniel finds himself sidelined as The Kid makes a new friend that’s even older than the South London Latte Ponce. There’s also hairdressing tips for the middle aged, some high calibre Nectar Points accrual, South London facts that can’t be verified, and more tales from Little Portugal and the SW8 café involving Veteran Waitress and favourites, The Chin Fissures.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Avaliable Episode 26

29 April 2013    

Changes afoot in Nine Elms

This week, changes afoot in Nine Elms; Daniel recalls his "final" day out with his dad; there’s a Future Me sighting shortly before Daniel returns to a barbershop for the first time in years; 62 is back and The Kid hits back in the #plateoff.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 24

15 April 2013    

Moonlighting GP receptionist

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead.