Welcome to my website.
I’m a writer, broadcaster, occasional (very) reluctant stand up and recovering rhinoplasty addict, born and raised in southwest London.
I've been alive for approximately 15,360 days now. Rather disappointingly, I won my only football medal about 10,220 days ago. That my one and only medal came so early on in my life took me a while to get over.
I grew up in SW9, flirted with SW15, fell in love with SW8, and in between, got bounced around a great many postcodes and even lived in a hotel for half a year as the scandalous cost of living in this city impacted on my life.
In 2011, I almost bought a 16-piece Smart Price cutlery set in Asda for £1.32, and then I thought, “No, I’m not there yet. I’ve not lost yet. If I win this, I’ll never forget how far I fell.” Walking away from that cutlery set showed me that I still had some fight left in me.
There's plenty to keep you occupied. Writing. Radio shows. And the entire back catalogue from my 250+ podcasts since the summer of 2010.
You can support my work by clicking on the donation button on the site, Or alternatively you can do your Amazon shopping by clicking on the Amazon link on the site. Every time you buy something via that link, this will support the cost of running this site.