Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 398 Mon 20 June 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking dads, books, running, gigs, Star Wars Football, café and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 396 Mon 13 June 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, potential bicep size disparity linked to lost glove, dip in quality of Star Wars Football commentary, air pods peril and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 395 Mon 6 June 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, lost glove, running, books, Star Wars Football, housing and more.

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When Shorts Were Short - The Future?

An important update re. the future of When Shorts Were Short:

 As regular listeners will know, I’m currently sitting on 40 or more recorded interviews, over 100 hours of audio encompassing former high profile footballers, well-known writers and episodes featuring people from the brilliant world of Subbuteo, including Peter Adolph’s son Mark and also from the football comics of yesteryear.

 

While I feel a responsibility to those guests for lending me their time, I also need to make a living and the show’s growth has been slow. I realised that as solid as my business plan was, I’d made a number of errors.

 

First, I’d overlooked the fact that the generation likely to be interested in football pre-1992 aren’t necessarily going to live lives governed by the internet and social media, so are unlikely to fully graps the importance of retweeting and sharing show links, and of leaving reviews. Despite 5000+ downloads (not high when you learn you need 10k per ep in order to be able to carry ads with Acast, which would help finance the show and this was 5k for 30 eps), the podcast still only has 25 reviews on Apple Podcasts. This means the show is barely discoverable on iTunes which limits its chances of finding new listeners.

 

Also, despite having tens of thousands of followers on social media, the former players I interviewed, rarely shared their episodes on social media which was a massive missed opportunity. I also found myself blocked by many fan forums as I tried to put the word out on the show. That was disaappointing. Lastly, and this was an unfortunate one, I completely underestimated the impact the dementia situation among former players would have on the show. Some guests, clearly suffering from it already, were booked onto the show and those interviews are tricky to edit.

 

While I’m not a fan of crowdfunding, there’s no way the podcast can move forward without funding. It’s clearly not going to happen under the current model and the Patreon was a disaster. I work alone and up against the big equivalent shows, usually inferior I think to When Shorts Were Short, and simply cannot find the time to produce those episodes unless it’s paying. That’s the reality and I can’t apologise for wanting to pay my rent and bills. Ultimately I wanted to find at the very least an editor to take care of that side of things and save myself three days of work, but right now that’s not possible. The pandemic and the level of work on WSWS compromised my health and it’s taught me a big lesson.

 

What I’m proposing therefore is that listeners, and there were 400 to 500 per episode, tiny, but big enough to make this work, would subscribe to each show. It will no longer, if this is to work, be available everywhere. Listeners would need to donate a minimum £1.50 to have the episode wetransferred to their email. The downloadable link would be valid for a week.

Once the threshold of £150 in subscription donations to an episode has been reached, then I begin work on that episode and release it within days. It’s not realistic to do it any other way.

To prevent a situation whereby donations are made but the £150 threshold isn’t reached, I’m proposing written pledges via this page or my social media. Once those pledges have reached £150 minimum, then I will set up a link for the donations to be sent to, and once those pledges have come in, that episode will be edited and released.

 

I don’t think I’m wrong when I say that’s a fair deal.

 

To register your interest/and pledge or a suggestion, tweet @shortswereshort or email WSWS

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 394 Mon 30 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking Champions League wipeout, gigs, running, Primal Scream sausages and Ludo '92, Forest back, roof dreams and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Eps 393 PATREON BONUS Fri 27 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, origins of Judaism, Tuesday blues, running, books, ovens, books, rodents, Star Wars Football and more. 

Running time: 00:35:12

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 392 Mon 23 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, housing, stress (see housing), running, Star Wars Football, Cost Of Living Crisis, Nectar Points and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 391 Mon 16 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking dramatic fantasy sporting injuries, gigs, banana skin disposal, exchanging numbers etiquette and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 390 Fri 13 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking Friday 13th confusion, trap rotation, fish that tastes like fish (nasty), gigging, books, dreams, Star Wars Football review/preview and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Eps 388 & 389 PATREON BONUSES 9 & 10 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Two more Patreon bonus episodes have gone out exclusively to Patreon supporters, Ep 388 and 389.

Ep 388

Talking fantasy sporting injuries, gigs, Sourdough controversy, loud masticators, guitar on skateboard visual and more. 

Running time: 00:29:19


Ep 389

Talking Holmes, dinosaurs to birds, lost gigs, dreams, bleached socks, Star Wars Football and more. 

Running time: 00:45:31

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 387 Mon 9 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigging, books, gentrification, running, Star Wars Football, Nectar Points, coffee and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 385 Mon 2 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, talking wellbeing, boxing, gigs, running, Star Wars Football, coffee, books and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 384 Mon 25 Apr 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, books, wellbeing, coffee and more.

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With the website renewing for another year this weekend, please help to keep this work online for another 12 months. All donations, large or small, will go towards renewing it.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 383 Mon 18 Apr 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking wellbeing, gigs, dogs, running, books, coffee, hand gel and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 382 Mon 11 Apr 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, talking gigs, housing, wellbeing, running and more.

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Stand Up gigs 4 - 18 April 2022

Below are my stand up gigs for the next fortnight. These include a couple of 10 minute spots which I’m really looking forward to.

As always, some of the gigs unfortunately require a plus one (bringers). These are Wed 6 in Covent Garden, Sun 10 in King’s Cross, and Tues 12 in Bloomsbury.

Please email if you’re able to come along on any of those nights.

Complete list of April 4 - 20 gigs, (Plus Ones and otherwise).

Mon 4 April

Groovie Comedy, 7pm £12 (10 spot)

The Comedy Pub

7 Oxendon Street, London SW1Y 4EE

Groovie Comedy

Wed 6 April

Joker Comedy, 7.30pm £5

Upstairs at the Bolton

326 Earls Court Road, Kensington, London, Greater London, SW5 9BQ

Joker Comedy

Thurs 7 April

Big Nose Comedy, 8pm FREE

312 Archway Road, Highgate, N6 5AT.

Big Nose Comedy

Sun 10 April

G&B Comedy 3.30pm

The Star of Kings, 126 York Way N1 0AX

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Tuesday 12 April

Rising Star Comedy, 7.30pm

33 New Oxford Street, Bloomsbury, London WC1A 1BH

Rising Star

Thurs 14 April

Freedom Fridge, 8pm

The Rose & Crown, Torriano Avenue, Kentish Town, London NW5 2SG 

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Friday 15 April

Groovie Comedy, 7pm (10 spot)

Grove Bar & Restaurant, 83 Hammersmith Grove, London W6 0NQ

Groovie Comedy

Sunday 17 April

Comedy at The Paxton, 6.30pm (10 spot)

The Paxton, 255 Gipsy Rd, Gipsy Hill, London SE27 9QY

The Paxton

Bank Holiday Mon 18 April

New Jokes Mondays @ The Regent FREE ENTRY

201 Liverpool Road, Islington, London N1 1LX

Nice N’ Spiky

Plus Ones needed for two gigs in Kentish Town Thurs 24 Mar & Sun 27 Mar

Thanks for reading this.

Having gone full-hermit in the last decade, I am (again) struggling for ‘bringers’ for two x five minute spots in Kentish Town in the next few days. Most promoters at this level demand one otherwise you don’t get to perform. It’s understandable but it’s also a pain (a nightamare for the introvert) and it really affects my preparation. Thankfully this week at least, half of my gigs haven’t required the Plus 1. H

If you can make either of the gigs, please drop me an email.

Had I known one day I’d be in this position, would I have made more of an effort to engage with friends over the last few years? Would I have worked on my SMALL talk in case my Plus One on the night ended up being a stranger?

These are good questions. Certainly I would’ve tackled the latter, though I think my SMALL talk is stronger this side of the pandemic.

Please note, no alcoholics.

Thurs 24 March

Quintessential Comedy, 7pm

Quinn’s Pub, 65 Kentish Town Road, London NW1 8NY

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Sunday 27 March

Sunday Shtick! 7pm

The Rose & Crown, 71-73 Torriano Ave, London, NW5 2SG 

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