Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 14 December 2017
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Our little-heard tries not to sniff his way on air through his first winter cold of the year and Channel Christmas, the mysterious annual Christmas Eve-only channel is on its way, maybe.
It's that time of year where I ask listeners to submit their programme/film suggestions for the annual Christmas Eve-only channel, Channel Christmas, that first debuted in the 2014 Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Bumper Christmas Annual.
Your submissions can be drama, comedy, animation, something with a festive feel you'd like to see on the Channel. I need the running time, the year the show was made and your preferred Christmas Eve time slot. And if you can, let listeners know why you feel this selection would grace Channel Christmas.
Submissions either via mail Available
Or via Twitter: #ChannelChristmas @1607WestEgg
And below is the full listing for last year's Channel Christmas
Midnight – The Legend of Hell House from Stuart
01:35am – Single Santa meets Mrs Claus – David W Poole
03:11 – Number 13 – MR James by ex Kid Cop child star Danny J Smith. Now thought to be some lowly podcaster.
03:50 – 4:20 – the 1985 Fresh Field Christmas Special – A Dickens of A Christmas – submitted by ITV fan The Chin.
04:20 – 5AM - Porridge 1975 Xmas special – by Micky Boyd who curated last year’s Channel Christmas
5am – a two hour Steve Walsh block.
Begins with The Snowman.
5:30am – Father Christmas
06:00am – How the Grinch Stole Christmas
06:30am – A Charlie Brown Christmas
07:00am – 0830am – Suede shoed Billy Two Rivers 9 gives us Brave Little Toaster
08:30am – Rug Rats – The Santa Experience – the first of a double bill submitted by the still living at home half man, The Kid.
09:05 – Pinky and the Brain Christmas – the second of the Kid’s 90s cartoon double bill
09:23 – Some Christmas music. The official video for East 17’s Stay Another Day, their moving 1994 Christmas song.
09:28ish – Me and my bouffant telling you what’s coming up the rest of the day on the channel.
09:30 – 10:30am – Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special – Time On our Hands – nominated by Sandra.
10:30 – 11:30am – The World’s Strongest Man – a joint submission from Steve Walsh and Paul S Davies
11:30 – 12:30 pm – California Fever, submitted by Bark Pamphlet
12:30pm – Top of the Pops 1987 Christmas special – Chrissie Plummer
13:30 – Bernard and the Genie – Drink Me for free
14:37 – 15:00hrs – a Tom and Jerry triple bill, which includes a Christmas episode.
15:00 – 17:00hrs – Nectar Points King Paul S Davies with a ruinous for the schedules film, You’ve Got Mail.
17:00 hrs – West Wing – a festive episode from the show’s second year – that’s from Nick Bryan.
18:00 – 18:55hrs – The World at War – Pete Domican – Operation Barbosa
18:55hrs – a 5 minute Johan Cruyff montage
19:00hrs - The Good Life Christmas Special . 1977 – from Crimson Avenger
19:30 – 20:15 – The Likely Lads 1974 Christmas Special from Stuart
20:15 – Steptoe and Son Christmas Special – also from 1974. From Micky Boyd. Its 42 minutes running time caused us some scheduling problems which were filled up with the toilet seat papering attempts myself and Micky make in 2010 in both SW8 and SW1. They can be found here at danielruiztizon.com
21:00 – Atlanta – Jon Horsley
21:30 – It’s A Wonderful Life - Charne
23:40 – A silent film. The Laurel and Hardy Christmas short – Big Business.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Monday 11 December 2017
Our little-heard host talks about his end-of-year BOUFFANT, the Vauxhall Pissoire and continues to bemoan a shortage of 10 pence pieces.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 7 December 2017
Our little-heard host frets about his 'over-generous' tipping in the cafe.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Monday 4 December 2017
Our little-heard host gets the long johns back out as the temperature in southwest London plummets. Meanwhile, continuing his cash point machine war with the Nine Elms Monster, the latte ponce also gets caught up in a spectacular hygiene fail and does his best to avoid The Man's further attempts to engage him with Christmas.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 30 November 2017
Our little-heard host is irked by a hot chocolate purchase, ponders a ‘transitional’ wardrobe and the Christmas decorations go up early in the café.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Monday 27 November 2017
Our little-heard host looks back at a week that saw his anecdotes tailing off badly, fights off The Man’s early attempts to engage him in the festive season and walks the back streets of Westminster with a packet of 38p Lidl shortbreads.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 23 November 2017
Our little-heard host discusses busted coat hangers, interrupts Spanish Kanu’s 3pm ‘evening meal’ and looks at the origins behind a greeting with a new café regular.
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Monday 20 November 2017
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Episode 190
Our little-heard has a challenging incident in a lift, talks about the horror of leaving-dos and speculates as to how an earlier commitment to The Man might’ve changed the way his life turned out.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Full episode out Monday 20 November 2017.
Our little-heard host on the horror of leaving-dos.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 16 November 2017
Our little-heard host talks botox, coat hangers, and there’s a request for porridge in the café.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Monday 13 November 2017
Our little-heard host looks at loud biscuits and impractical office furniture.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Monday 13 November 2017
Our little-heard host looks at loud biscuits and impractical office furniture.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Thursday 9 November 2017
Our little-heard host visits Spanish Kanu, there’s a Urinating Man of SW9 (not to be confused with the still AWOL Urinating Dwarf of SW8) sighting and The Not So Secret Diary of The Kid, Aged 30 ¼ returns.
Listen here: Available 187
Monday 6 November 2017
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
A man stops traffic to deodorise his back in south London, The Man delivers swanky new toilets and our little-heard host asks, ‘what’s the longest-serving winter coat you’ve ever had’?
Listen here: Available 186
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 186 Mon 6 November 2017 TRAILER
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life. Monday 6 November 2017
Episode 186
Our little-heard host is pleased by a good run of Portuguese Toast buttering in the cafe, the cafe's most impressive buttering run of the year.
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Thursday 2 November 2017
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
A scarf-themed show today and are they grooming the Veteran Waitress’ successor in the café?
Listen here: Available 185
Catch up with the latest episode of the podcast here.
Monday 30 October 2017
As Winter Coat Eve arrives, Daniel discusses yellow laces, his long and difficult relationship with The Man and there are smiles exchanged with the Veteran Waitress.
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All the Christmas Countdown 2017 episodes are here: DRT is Available Christmas 2017
Ahead of tomorrow's Winter Coat Eve episode, here's a trailer for Ep 184.
Thursday 26 October 2017
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
Our little-heard reluctant podcasting host puts himself through his latest digital audio ordeal.
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